Sunday, June 30, 2013

Father's Day Knives

You know how churches give out roses or other flowers to all the moms on Mother's Day?

Yeah.

Well, in our church...on Father's Day, I heard something I never thought I'd hear...in church. Or anywhere else, for that matter. At the end of the service, after the closing prayer, our pastor left us with these words:

"Happy Father's Day to all you dads...and don't forget to pick up your FREE KNIFE on the way out."

I kid you not.

Welcome to a Southern Baptist Church in Arkansas.

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