You know how churches give out roses or other flowers to all the moms on Mother's Day?
Yeah.
Well, in our church...on Father's Day, I heard something I never thought I'd hear...in church. Or anywhere else, for that matter. At the end of the service, after the closing prayer, our pastor left us with these words:
"Happy Father's Day to all you dads...and don't forget to pick up your FREE KNIFE on the way out."
I kid you not.
Welcome to a Southern Baptist Church in Arkansas.
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