So, the other night we were at the football stadium, watching Clark's game. All of a sudden, this HUGE bug flew down and landed on the row of bleachers in front of me. I kind of jumped, and said, "uh-ohhh!" Joshua said, "what's wrong?" I said, "well, that bug just landed there, and now I'm gonna be so nervous during the game that it will jump on ME." Before I could stop him, Joshua had jumped up from his seat. Jim (in his best slow-motion voice) said, "Jah-sha-wah, NOOO..." but it was too late. Joshua had already stomped on the bug and squished it's guts all over the bleachers. He looked down at it, satisfied that it was dead, and said, "there." And sat back down. Jim said, "Joshua, someone is going to have to sit there in that seat, and now look at the mess you've made."
[Blank stare from Joshua]
Jim tried again..."Someone-was-probably-going-to-sit-there." Joshua looked at him with a matter-of-fact look on his face,shrugged his shoulders and said..."not anyMORE!"
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